Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Woah, wait, what the?

Guess which team got f___ed in the _ss by the league and is still, in fact, in D6?

That's right, due to apparent incompetence, Brookline FC has been reassigned to D6 after a short stint in D5 where we went undefeated. I guess our luck had to run out sometime. It all seemed too good to be true, and in fact, it was.

The good news is that the same bunk-ass realignment that gave our promotion to the  Minutemen (those poor bastards!) has put us in D6 North. If you recall we crushed the BEST team in that division in the semis. So shorter commutes  to away games(sort of) and 99% chance of taking the league...I guess all things considered we made out ok.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Who'd of thunk it?

Look who's currently being advertised as being in D5 South for the 2012 Fall Season?
I guess Brookline FC's 5 year plan is back on track!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tauton fans for a day...

Good luck to the Taunton Eagles, as they look to finish off a perfect regular season! We need them to beat Parkway Friday night to seal our spot in the playoffs. Taunton has a chance to be like the 2007 Patriots, winning all their games until the big one...the one for the hardware. That would make us the Giants. And that would make Kent Eli Manning (I wouldn't do that to you, Charles). I call Jeremy Shockey because he's got a General Lee:


Good lord, why did she decide to ruin that body with childbirth? Even if she snaps back I will forever have "current Jessica" in the back of my mind.

Where was I? Yes, we've been our own worst enemy all season, but the goals have started to come. We're playing the best ball we've played all season, thanks in part to having a solid, regular lineup, so let's carry it through into the postseason. We seemed to do everything in our power to NOT make the playoffs, so let's not blow this chance that the less than disciplined Dartmouth team has bestowed on us. This is playoffs, men. You remember playoffs?...big carb meals, early bed time, up early with butterflies in the stomach...WIN OR GO HOME!!!  LET'S DO THIS!!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Man down!

It pains me to use my first cell phone blog post to announce that Brookline has lost striker Niall for the season with a torn acl. In his all to brief first run with the newborn franchise, he established himself as an attacking force to be feared. All the best to Niall and his quick recovery. Hurry back!

Hang em high!!!

We're Dartmouth fans this weekend boys! Need them to hand Taunton a loss. And not only must we beat Norfolk, but this is our chance to catch up on goal differential. I expect big numbers from this blog's administrators especially!